30秒幽默英语PDF电子书下载

一、校园幽默 1

1．He Knows The Answer 1

2．An Essential Correction 2

3．I Don't Feel Like Getting Into An Argument 3

4．Too Many Crabs 4

5．Class Is Over 5

6．4－4＝？ 6

7．Plagiarism 7

8．Virtue 8

9．Difference 9

10．Flunking Math 10

11．Prepare Yourself 11

12．Alexander The Great 12

13．The Right Leg 13

14．Our Tails 14

15．Good Intentions 15

16．Say Sir 16

17．An Abstract Noun 17

18．I Am My Father 18

19．The Swimmer 19

20．Tow Cows 20

21．Nouns 21

22．An Absolute Zero 22

23．Overcrowded Moon 23

24．Typing 24

25．Homework 25

26．Copying 26

27．Someone Is Going To Get A Real Walloping 27

28．Oxygen 28

29．Water 29

30．Three Reasons 30

31．A Bad Tooth 31

32．Two Birds 32

33．Fish Net 33

34．"Mixed Doubles" 34

35．I Don't Know 35

36．When Was Rome Built 36

37．The Longest And The Shortest 37

38．A Funny Dialogue 38

39．Patriotism 39

40．Against Expectation 40

41．I'm Waiting For My Secretary 41

42．Real Play 42

43．Warning 43

44．Ground Rules 44

45．All Except The Music 45

46．The Fat Girl's Jealousy 46

47．You Married My Mom 47

48．Arctic Explorer 48

二、家庭幽默 49

49．The Most Horrific Book 49

50．The Same Service 50

51．What Is A Traitor 51

52．Which Woman 52

53．Dying After Lying-in 53

54．Who Is This 54

55．The Result Of A Promise 55

56．Drunk 56

57．The Father And His Son 57

58．Jim's History Examination 58

59．Who Is The Laziest 59

60．I'm All Right 60

61．Jesus's Television 61

62．I Got An A In Math 62

63．Compliment 63

64．To Buy A Video 64

65．I Caught Every Step 65

66．Sharing The Apples 66

67．Thank Goodness 67

68．Conduct And Courtesy 68

69．Comparison 69

70．Thinking Back 70

71．A Way To Identify The Twin 71

72．The Cost Of A Marriage 72

73．Persistence 73

74．S.O.B 74

75．Part-time Job 75

76．Frozen Marble 76

三、夫妻幽默 77

77．The Third One 77

78．I Don't Know Her 78

79．No Chance In The Daytime 79

80．Imitation 80

81．An Old Couple's Quarrel 81

82．Bedtime Prayers 82

83．What Happened Thirty Years Ago 83

84．A White Lie 84

85．Investigation Report 85

86．Do As You Do 86

87．A Never Finished Job 87

88．They've Disappeared 88

89．The Speaker 89

90．A Pledge 90

91．To Patch The Hole 91

92．I'm Accustomed To The High Pitch 92

93．Someday They Will Be On Fire 93

94．Understanding 94

95．An Elderly Couple 95

96．Key To The Success 96

97．Home Economics 97

98．Relative By Marriage 98

99．Who Were The Other Two 99

100．Bring Me A Glass Of Milk 100

101．Ear Short 101

102．Hypnotism 102

103．Things Have Been Okay 103

104．What Are The Two Words 104

105．Children's Faults 105

106．I Have His Ear In My Pocket 106

107．A Family Quarrel 107

108．Praise 108

109．Jealousness 109

110．Nothing New 110

111．Gardening Gloves 111

112．The Perfectionist 112

113．A Good Boy 113

114．Who Is That Woman 114

四、生活幽默 115

115．Only One Eye To Settle On 115

116．Somebody 116

117．A Definition 117

118．We Are Far Apart 118

119．The Same Language 119

120．Is He Better 120

121．I Failed To See You 121

122．I'll See To The Rest 122

123．New Discovery 123

124．Camera 124

125．Nest And Hair 125

126．Midway Tactics 126

127．Patience 127

128．A Trip To Disney 128

129．Twin Lobsters 129

130．I Had Forgotten Who It Was 130

131．My Husband Just Came In 131

132．Prediction 132

133．To Learn French 133

134．Dumas 134

135．You Are Paying For It 135

136．Two Pounds Plums 136

137．I Hope So 137

138．Boxing And Running 138

139．What's Going To Be 139

140．Wood Fire 140

141．I Want Her To Go Nuts 141

142．I Can't Raise It Any Longer 142

143．The Doctor Lives Downstairs 143

144．Present For Girlfriend 144

145．To Bear False Witness 145

146．Twenty Dollars 146

147．Regret 147

148．You Are Not Forgetting My Bill，Are You 148

149．A Birthday Present 149

150．Two Cross Eyed Men 150

151．Charge More 151

152．Blind Date 152

153．Today It Is Worse 153

154．Excited Remarks 154

155．Early Shopper 155

156．A Smart Housewife 156

157．Wedding 157

158．An Interview 158

159．A New Drug 159

160．Raccoons 160

161．Hospitality 161

162．This Is My Seat 162

163．The Mean Man's Party 163

164．Cat And Mice 164

165．Answer According To The Facts 165

166．That Would Be Much Worse 166