The History Is Repeating Itself 1
You Ought To Be Ashamed 3
Father s Name 5
Only“One Day 7
Drunk 9
A Heated Discussion In A Family 11
Opening A Branch Office 13
Why Study? 15
The Doctor And The Lawyer 17
Keep Feeding Him Nickles 19
The Same Mother 21
A“Hero” 23
Letters From Sons 25
It s Not My Ear 27
Love 29
A Polite Horse 31
Doing A Good Deed 33
Half Dead 35
The Plumber Is Late 37
Seeing Is Not Always Believing 39
Two Cakes 41
Telephone Number 43
Jack s Address 45
Beer 47
He Will Beat Me 49
Do Fish Ever Sweat? 51
When To Write 53
I ll Take Two 55
The Opposite Result 57
It s Not A Picture 59
History Examination 61
Take Medicine 63
An Absent-minded Professor 65
A Poor Poet 67
I ll Learn The Latter Half 69
How Much Is The Plane Fare? 71
A Farmer And A Vet 73
A Hundred Per Cent 75
I Saw Father Get It Out 77
Two Years 79
The Rope And The Weather 81
Outside And Inside 83
Is Your Wife At Home Now? 85
A Silly Husband 87
I Shot Them All 89
A Silly Professor 91
Let Me Have It 93
The Name 95
What Do You Need Most? 97
Why Was He Fired? 99
Nineteen Or Thirty-eight? 101
He Said Nothing 103
She didn t Say Anything 105
Bouncing Up And Down 107
The Art Of Cry 109
It Is Out Too 111
She Ate All My Bait 113
Let s Have A Try 115
A Clever Answer 117
A Faithful Pupil 119
I Am A Barber 121
A Silly Servant 123
Sold Out 125
I Want To Tell 127
Is There A Crib In Your Stomach? 129
Sand And Fur Coat 131
No Hoes 133
Coincidence 135
All Languages Spoken 137
Are you Going To Dance? 139
It s Not That 141
A Friend Of The Duck 143
Bad Or Worse 145
A Clever Boy 147
Is Tom Right? 149
Who Were The Other Two? 151
Politeness 153
Ten Cents 155
I Didn t Need It Then 157
He Was Broken Again 159
You Got It Again 161
The Boss And His Secretary 163
I Thought the Owner Was Dead 165
Can I Come Inside? 167
Parent And Teacher 169
The Oldest Mom 171
Quits 173
Is Mrs Smith Clever? 175
No Man Is Perfect 177
Twenty-six Candles 179
Let Him Go 181