昏忘 1
Poor Memory 4
买奴 5
Buying a Slave 7
偷蜜 9
Cravings 11
岂是车拨伤 13
The Doctrine of Ulltimate Causes 15
闻铃温酒 17
The Signal of the Bell 20
腊月何处有蛇咬 22
The Stutterer 24
当作号号 27
A Connoisseur of Watchdogs 29
铃辩 31
The Use of the Bell 33
神像与水沟 35
Even the Gods Fear Bullies 38
有尾者斩 40
The Frog s Tail 42
有其父必有其子 43
Like Father,Like Son 45
哭夫 46
The Old Woman s Sorrow 48
癖好 49
Exchange Books for Bronzes 52
吃肉聪明 54
The Knowledge of the Carnivore 56
不合时宜 58
Contrary to the Needs of the Times 60
辩盗 61
Thievery 63
秦士好古 64
Antiquarianism 67
火烧裳尾 69
A Fiery Temper 71
惧内 72
Tears from the Forehead 74
兄弟相拗 75
Three Brothers at Loggerheads 77
官员贪污 79
The Corrupt Are Devious 82
兄弟虚妄 83
The Dragon King s Feast 85
客答 87
A Guest s Retort 89
老配 90
An Arranged Marriage 92
孙儿 93
Punishing a Grandson 96
僧在 98
A Disappearing Monk 100
盲苦 101
A Blind Man s Lack of Faith 103
狗病目 104
A Poor-Sighted Watchdog 106
万字 107
The Surname Wan( Ten Thousand ) 110
借衣 112
A Borrowed Raiment 114
修屋漏 115
Repairing a Leaking Roof 117
惊潮 118
A False Alarm 120
死后佳 122
A Good Time After Death 125
误语 126
Pillow Talk 128
止母念佛 130
Advice on Chanting 132
诱出户 133
A Trick 135
哑子说话 136
The Dumb Speak! 139
恨卢郎 140
The Bride s Regret 142
道学相骂 143
Moralists Revile One Another 145
引避 146
The Decorum of Yielding Passage 148
剃眉 149
Saving One Eyebrow 152
吃素 153
Vegetarianism 155
诬告 156
False Incrimination 158
殊禀 160
Three Men 162
刺俗 163
The Account Book 165
吏人立誓 166
The Oath of Officialdom 169
厕吏 170
Latrine Keeper 172
直走横行 173
The Correct Way of Marching 175
老人妄语 176
The Venerable Prankster 178
五百年夫妻 179
Destin d for Each Other 181
一钱莫救 182
“For a Penny More” 185
死后不赊 186
“And Don t Take Credit!” 188
矫揉不安贫 189
Affectations 191
喜得句 193
The Joy of Inspiration 195
脔婿 196
Bridegroom Needed 198
陈公戒酒 199
How Chen Gao Limited His Drinking 202
性急 203
Impetuosity 205
嘲人说谎 206
A Liar Gets His Comeuppance 208
嘲不识人 210
Weak in the Sphere of Human Affairs 212
虑二百岁寿诞 213
A Centenarian s Worries 215
同席不相认 216
Non-Identification 219
愿变父亲 220
Working off a Debt in the Next Life 222
问令尊 224
Respects to Your Father 226
臭得更狠 227
“It s Even Stronger Over Here!” 229
烂盘盒 230
The Rotting Tray 232
情愿做儿 233
“Let Me Be Your Baby!” 236
山灰蚊肝 237
Exaggeration 239
欱风屙烟 241
Smoke as Excrement 243
秀才断事 245
A Scholar s Verdict 247
搬老君佛像 248
The Proper Position of Religious Heads 250
藏贼衣 251
A Thief s Coat Was Stolen 254
医驼背 256
Humpback 258
剪箭管 260
Removing an Arrow Stem 262
养百龄 263
A Bird Aficionado 265
像人不像人 267
Hunan or Inhuman 269
问靴价 271
Nobody s Fool 274
京官悭吝 275
A Mean-Spirited Bureaucrat from the Capitale 277
死要钱 279
Money Demanded by Ghosts 281
取金 283
Cash on Delivery 285
藏年 286
An Older Woman 288
有理 289
Justified in the Eyes of the Law 292
坐椅子 293
Come a Bit Earlier Tomorrow 295
问猴 296
The Size of the Monkey 298
啬刻鬼 299
The Ghost of a Miser 302
名读书 304
Paragons of Self-Discipline 306
懒妇 307
Sloth 310