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昏忘 1

Poor Memory 4

买奴 5

Buying a Slave 7

偷蜜 9

Cravings 11

岂是车拨伤 13

The Doctrine of Ulltimate Causes 15

闻铃温酒 17

The Signal of the Bell 20

腊月何处有蛇咬 22

The Stutterer 24

当作号号 27

A Connoisseur of Watchdogs 29

铃辩 31

The Use of the Bell 33

神像与水沟 35

Even the Gods Fear Bullies 38

有尾者斩 40

The Frog s Tail 42

有其父必有其子 43

Like Father，Like Son 45

哭夫 46

The Old Woman s Sorrow 48

癖好 49

Exchange Books for Bronzes 52

吃肉聪明 54

The Knowledge of the Carnivore 56

不合时宜 58

Contrary to the Needs of the Times 60

辩盗 61

Thievery 63

秦士好古 64

Antiquarianism 67

火烧裳尾 69

A Fiery Temper 71

惧内 72

Tears from the Forehead 74

兄弟相拗 75

Three Brothers at Loggerheads 77

官员贪污 79

The Corrupt Are Devious 82

兄弟虚妄 83

The Dragon King s Feast 85

客答 87

A Guest s Retort 89

老配 90

An Arranged Marriage 92

孙儿 93

Punishing a Grandson 96

僧在 98

A Disappearing Monk 100

盲苦 101

A Blind Man s Lack of Faith 103

狗病目 104

A Poor-Sighted Watchdog 106

万字 107

The Surname Wan( Ten Thousand ) 110

借衣 112

A Borrowed Raiment 114

修屋漏 115

Repairing a Leaking Roof 117

惊潮 118

A False Alarm 120

死后佳 122

A Good Time After Death 125

误语 126

Pillow Talk 128

止母念佛 130

Advice on Chanting 132

诱出户 133

A Trick 135

哑子说话 136

The Dumb Speak! 139

恨卢郎 140

The Bride s Regret 142

道学相骂 143

Moralists Revile One Another 145

引避 146

The Decorum of Yielding Passage 148

剃眉 149

Saving One Eyebrow 152

吃素 153

Vegetarianism 155

诬告 156

False Incrimination 158

殊禀 160

Three Men 162

刺俗 163

The Account Book 165

吏人立誓 166

The Oath of Officialdom 169

厕吏 170

Latrine Keeper 172

直走横行 173

The Correct Way of Marching 175

老人妄语 176

The Venerable Prankster 178

五百年夫妻 179

Destin d for Each Other 181

一钱莫救 182

“For a Penny More” 185

死后不赊 186

“And Don t Take Credit!” 188

矫揉不安贫 189

Affectations 191

喜得句 193

The Joy of Inspiration 195

脔婿 196

Bridegroom Needed 198

陈公戒酒 199

How Chen Gao Limited His Drinking 202

性急 203

Impetuosity 205

嘲人说谎 206

A Liar Gets His Comeuppance 208

嘲不识人 210

Weak in the Sphere of Human Affairs 212

虑二百岁寿诞 213

A Centenarian s Worries 215

同席不相认 216

Non-Identification 219

愿变父亲 220

Working off a Debt in the Next Life 222

问令尊 224

Respects to Your Father 226

臭得更狠 227

“It s Even Stronger Over Here!” 229

烂盘盒 230

The Rotting Tray 232

情愿做儿 233

“Let Me Be Your Baby!” 236

山灰蚊肝 237

Exaggeration 239

欱风屙烟 241

Smoke as Excrement 243

秀才断事 245

A Scholar s Verdict 247

搬老君佛像 248

The Proper Position of Religious Heads 250

藏贼衣 251

A Thief s Coat Was Stolen 254

医驼背 256

Humpback 258

剪箭管 260

Removing an Arrow Stem 262

养百龄 263

A Bird Aficionado 265

像人不像人 267

Hunan or Inhuman 269

问靴价 271

Nobody s Fool 274

京官悭吝 275

A Mean-Spirited Bureaucrat from the Capitale 277

死要钱 279

Money Demanded by Ghosts 281

取金 283

Cash on Delivery 285

藏年 286

An Older Woman 288

有理 289

Justified in the Eyes of the Law 292

坐椅子 293

Come a Bit Earlier Tomorrow 295

问猴 296

The Size of the Monkey 298

啬刻鬼 299

The Ghost of a Miser 302

名读书 304

Paragons of Self-Discipline 306

懒妇 307

Sloth 310