1．THIS IS VERY GOOD VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY 您会买得物有所值 1
2．GEORGE WASHINGTON 乔治·华盛顿 4
3．A PAIR OF FOOLS 一对笨蛋 6
4．MARRYING A WRITER 嫁给作家 11
5．WHAT IF IT WAS THE OTHER WAY ROUND？ 要是倒过来呢？ 14
6．I MUST TAKE NO CHANCES 不能靠侥幸 16
7．THEY ALSO SAY HE S DEAF 他还是聋子呢 20
8．THE FASTEST TRAIN IN THE WORLD 世界上最快的火车 22
9．IT SERVED HER RIGHT 自讨没趣 25
10．A LUNATIC AT LARGE 精神病患者离院 27
11．BET AND BRIBERY 打赌与行贿 30
12．THERE ARE FIVE DONKEYS 是五头驴 32
13．STRONG WILL-POWER 坚强的毅力 34
14．THE WORST MINISTER 最糟的牧师 37
15．TIT FOR TAT 针锋相对 39
16．WELCOMING THEIR HUSBANDS 迎接丈夫 41
17．THE MILLIONAIRE AND THE LADY 百万富翁和女郎 43
18．THE WISDOM OF A FOX 狐狸的智慧 45
19．MASTER OF THE HOUSE 一家之主 48
20．DOES THE DOG KNOW？ 狗知道吗？ 51
21．SKINFLINT 吝啬鬼 53
22．SHE UNDERSTOOD 她明白了 56
23．I ALWAYS ABIDE BY MY WORD 说话算数 58
24．FATHER AND SON 父与子 63
25．ORANGES 橘子 65
26．HOW BOBBY COUNTED PIGS 宝贝数猪 69
27．SAME AS EVER 本性依旧 70
28．FOLLOWING ADVICE 听话 73
29．WHAT LOGIC！ 如此逻辑！ 75
30．“DRINK FOR MY FRIEND” “代我的朋友喝” 78
31．HE CAN T GET UP YET 他起不来 80
32．ADVANTAGE AND DISADVANTAGE 优点和缺点 82
33．A WISE DOG 机灵鬼 84
34．CHARLES MAKES A COMPLETE APOLOGY 查尔斯巧致歉意 88
35．WHAT A PSYCHOLOGIST！ 什么心理学家！ 90
36．READING 读书 93
37．WE RE ALL SQUARE NOW 我们现在扯平了 95
38．UNDERLYING PRINCIPLE 基本原则 99
39．HAIRDOS 发型 101
40．SECRET TO LONG LIFE 长寿的秘密 103
41．THREE BANANAS AND FOUR BANANAS 三根香蕉与四根香蕉 105
42．TEACHER AND STUDENT 老师和学生 108
43．AN ARGUMENT 理论一番 109
44．COMPLAINING 埋怨 112
45．IS HE STILL THERE？ 他没挪窝吧？ 113
46．NEVER TO WATER 永远不用浇水 115
47．A MEDICAL EXAMINATION 医学考试 116
48．FISHING 钓鱼 119
49．MASCOT 吉祥物 120
50．ADVICE 忠告 124
51．A CLEVER CHICK 聪明的小鸡 126
52．PALM-READER 看手相者 129
53．LIKE FATHER，LIKE SON 有其父必有其子 131
54．MARRIED LIFE 婚后生活 134
55．RUTHLESS 冷酷无情 137
56．THE LION AND THE LADY 狮子与女郎 142
57．CHARITY 慈善行为 146
58．YOU SHOULD KNOW FOREIGN LANGUAGES！ 你应该懂外语！ 148
59．AS THE SHIP WENT DOWN 当船下沉时 150
60．I LL TEACH HIM A LESSON！ 给他一个教训！ 152
61．IGNORANCE IS BLISS 无知是福 155
62．WHO SLAPPED HIS FACE 谁搧了他一记耳光 159
63．HE WAS PERFECTLY CALM 绝对冷静 162
64．HE LOVES HER DEARLY 他非常爱她 166
65．HE OVERDID IT A LITTLE 表演过火 169
66．THE FINAL TEST 最后的测试 173
ANSWERS 176