On Shooting 有关射击 1
Buying Stamps 买邮票 2
Would You Like A Shave Or A Haircut? 你能想出来吗？ 5
The Motorcycler 摩托车手 6
An Important Call 一个重要的电话 8
It Is Me 这是我 9
Carrots Or Cabbages 胡萝卜还是洋白菜 11
Car Purchase 买车 12
Two Befuddled Visitors 两个烂醉的游客 13
Watch The Express 注意表情 15
Don t Keyed Up 别担心 17
Can t Enjoy The Vacation 无法享受假期 19
The King And The Critic 国王和评论家 20
The Worried Farmer 忧虑的农夫 21
Pomeranian 波美狗 23
I Never Saw Such Luck! 我总是那么不走运! 25
She Wouldn t Jump A Second Time 她不会再跳第二次 26
Roles To Play 扮演的角色 27
Problem Or Opportunity? 困难还是机遇？ 29
Hairdos 发型 30
Unavoidable Tricks 躲不开的恶剧 32
The Scholar s Logic 学者的逻辑 33
A Lazy Man 懒惰的人 35
In Or Out? 进来还是出去？ 36
Fall Into A Trap 落入圈套 38
Set The Clock 对表 39
Do Nothing But Complain 一味抱怨 41
The Silly Lawyer 愚蠢的律师 42
Two Estimates 两份预算单 44
Who Would Hear Earlier? 谁先听到 45
A Position Like Yours 和你一样的工作岗位 47
Politcians Lie 政客们的谎话 48
Who Is Not Qualified For His Job? 谁对工作不称职？ 50
The Smart Young Soldier 机智的新兵 51
The Parrot 鹦鹉 53
The Short And Wide Runway 又短又宽的跑道 54
A Warmheared Girl Clerk 热心的女办事员 56
Pay One Back In His Own Coin 以其人之道还治其人之身 57
The Real Thing 真东西 58
Forget The Lines 忘词 60
You Are Smarter Already! 你已经变得比以前聪明了! 61
The Second Cruiser 另一艘巡洋舰 63
Seventeen Mules 17头骡子 64
Was The Dog Catholic? 小狗是天主教徒吗？ 66
Division Of Labor 工作分派 67
We Don t Care What You Think 我们不在意你怎么想 68
Christmas Tree 圣诞树 70
The Three Tailors 三个裁缝 71
First Day Of School 学校生活的第一天 72
How Was The Boy Hurt? 那个孩子怎么受的伤？ 73
Delayed Good-night 被耽搁的晚安 74
Self-Comfort 自我安慰 76
Live ToBe 130 活到130岁 77
Three Times Seven Is Twenty Two 三乘以七等于二十二 78
Clever Scholars 聪明的学者 79
My Son Sounds Just Like Him 我的儿子演奏得跟他一样 80
Two Scales Make One 两个秆称一个 81
The Centenarian 百岁老人 82
Strong Will-Power 坚强的意志力 83
The Evils Of Liquor 酒精的害处 85
Hit Him Again 再打他一下 86
Wishes 愿望 87
An Important Wine Festival 一个重要的饮酒节 88
A Stupid-looking Young Man 傻乎乎的年轻人 90
Not Today 今天不行 91
The Warm-hearted Nurse 好心的护士 92
A Statistical Chart 一份统计表 94
Two Idiots 两个白痴 95
Hymnns 赞美诗 96
The Child Psychologist 儿童心理学家 97
Two Or Four 两个还是四个 98
The Matter Of Fee 收费问题 100
Our Bar 我们的酒馆 101
I m Not IN Heaven 我不在天堂里 102
Diferent Opinion 不同的意见 103
The Clever Answer 巧妙的问答 104
A Loyal Poodle 忠实的卷毛狗 106
A Burst Of Genius 一阵灵感 107
In The Bus 在公共汽车上 108
A Pair Of Jeans Weighing 200 Pounds 重200磅的牛仔裤 109
Methods Of Handling Business 办事方法 110
A Beautiful Bride “漂亮”的新娘 111
Blood Test 验血 112
When A child Is Born 当孩子出生时 113
I Should Have Taken The Money 我应该要钱 114
Police Story 警察的故事 115
Whose Kid 谁的孩子 117
The Counsel And The Farmer 律师和农夫 118
An Unusual Case 一件不寻常的案子 119
Can You Figure It Out? 你想的到吗？ 121
Want A Beet? 要啤酒吗？ 122
The Breadwinner 养家糊口的人 123
The Cabdriver And The Preacher 计程车司机与布道者 124
It s Jay s Turn 轮到杰伊了 126
The Lottery Ticket 彩票 127
The Friendly Natives 友好的当地人 128
The Tyro Fisherman 钓鱼新手 129
Now You Know! 现在知道了吧! 130
Anchor And Storm 锚和大浪 132
College Wit 大学校园里的智慧 133
The Jury s Wish 陪审团的愿望 134
The Low Bidder 低叫价者 135
When To Dynamite The Bridge? 什么时候炸桥？ 137
Too Smelly To Fly 太臭了以致无法飞行 138
What Does That Tell You? 你能从中发现什么？ 139
CD Player CD 播放机 140
Wonderful Things 动听的话 141
Where Is My Honey? 我的蜜糖哪去了？ 143
Let Me Taste The Soup 让我尝尝那锅汤 144
The Mysterious Computer Scale 神奇的电脑秤 146
Tell Him To Go To Hell 让他下地狱 147
You Should Know Foreing Languages! 应该会一门外语! 149
The Domestic Ducks 家养的鸭子 150
Tossing A Coin 掷硬币 152
Snake In Class 教室里有一条蛇 153
Tales Of Heroes 英雄事迹 154
Asking Or Telling 问或答 155
Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife? 您停止打妻子了吗？ 157
Pilot 飞行员 158
Presence Of Mind 镇定自若 160
The Ill-fsated Lawyer 倒霉的律师 161
The Lost Pig 丢失的猪 163
A Mistake In A Rush 匆忙中的错误 164
An Incredible Story 令人难以置信的故事 166
The Medical Examination 体检 167
Missing The Plane 错过飞机 169
500个英语词汇 171