CONTENTS 1
1．To Cook Your Cabbage 1
2．Their Dumb Boss 2
3．A Very Pretty Girl 3
4．The Longest Chopsticks 4
5．Husband and Wife 5
6．The World’s First，Greatest and Wisest Financier 6
7．Roaches 7
8．A Shop-talk 8
9．Give Me the Address of the Other Girl！ 9
10．Jack and the Duck Soup 10
11．Am I All Right？ 12
12．Jack and Billy 13
13．Look at That Stupid Man！ 14
14．We Both Don’t Know How to Read or Write 16
15．Two Jobs 17
16．An Anecdote 18
17．Who’s Going to Knot My New Silk Tie？ 20
18．Aladdin Rubbed Me the Wrong Way 21
19．What Do You Think I Hired a Lawyer For？ 22
20．Aesop and the Traveller 23
21．Then We Can Have the Peace！ 24
22．A Broken Home 25
23．The Line Is Even Longer！ 26
24．An Agreement 27
25．Is Two Weeks Fast？ 28
26．Did You Get Rid of It？ 29
27．A Clever Boy 30
28．Do You Speak English？ 31
29．The New Name 32
30．Their Dog Bit Me！ 33
31．Did You Want to Tell Me Something？ 34
32．A Private Conversation 35
33．The Medical Term 37
34．He’s Senile！ 38
35．The Good Fortune 39
36．Wonderful！ 40
37．The Three Dead Men 41
38．The Instructor and the Student 43
39．The Girlfriend 44
40．Relax 45
41．I Didn’t Catch a Single Fish！ 46
42．The Fear of Thunder 47
43．Everything except the Weather 48
44．A Thirsty Ghost 50
45．Doct r and Patient 51
46．A Forgetful Couple 52
47．Which Eye Is Blind？ 54
48．Hit Him Again！ 55
49．Really Swallowed a Horse？ 56
50．Because I Pushed Him in 58
51．An Advertisement 59
52．He Often Does This！ 61
53．Food and Talk 62
54．Without Any More Trouble 63
55．The Last One 64
56．Do the English Speak English？ 66
57．No Wrong Numbers 68
58．Edison’s Thinking Cap 69
59．Do You Call That a Hat？ 71
60．Two Glass Eyes 72
61．They Are Here in My Hand！ 73
62．The Secret of Success 75
63．Three Boasters and a Bear 76
64．I Have Spent It All！ 77
65．A Large Black Umbrella 79
66．Who Was Right？ 80
67．Whose Child？ 82
68．A Selfish Landlord 83
69．The Old Woman and the Judge 85
70．My Luggage 87
71．Mule 88
72．He Hated the Book！ 89
73．The Costume 90
74．The Farmer and His Dog 91
75．Buying a Bracelet 92
76．Peasant and Landlord 93
77．Can You Still Hear Me？ 94
78．Once upon a Time？ 95
79．How Times Have Changed！ 96
80．The Friends and the Bear 97
81．A Funny Dialogue 98
82．How Exasperating！ 99
83．Ye Gods！ 100
84．A Prisoner’s Trick 101
85．Mr and Mrs Brown 102
86．The Second Examination Question 103
87．I Am Going to Leave College！ 104
88．The Three Professors 105
89．A Misunderstanding 106
90．It’s in the Directory！ 108
91．A Fool and a Wise Man 109
92．The Lowest Mark 110
93．It’s Unfair！ 111
94．A Box Full of Christmas Cards 112
95．My Umbrella 113
96．The Two Things 114
97．Watching 115
98．Why？ 115
99．When Will She Begin to Work？ 116
100．A Naughty and Clever Boy 117
101．A Wonderful Doctor 118
102．A Victim of Football 120
103．The Boxer 121
104．A Doctor’s Instructions 122
105．A Young Lady 123
106．Never Shoot a Running Bird！ 124
107．Don’t Be Silly！ 125
108．You’we Got More Sense！ 126
109．A Poor Memory 127
110．Why Hit Me？ 128
111．By the Year 2000 129
112．A Spectacular Job 130
113．Why I Bought That Second Ticket！ 131
114．A Barber’s Joke 132
115．The Olympic Symbol 133
116．You！ 134
117．Why Do You Let Her That Way？ 135
118．The Night Before 136
119．1 Shall Die！ 137
120．The Farmer，His Horse，and His Son 138
121．Lost and Found 139
122．He Will Mary You after All！ 141
123．Like Two Boxers 142
124．That’s All Right！ 143
125．My Mistake 144
126．The Fox and the Grapes 145
127．The Fox and the Goat 146
128．Enjoy Your Vegetables！ 147
129．I Forget to Wet the Soap！ 148
130．My Scales Are All Right！ 149
131．How Much Is It？ 150
132．On a Bus 151
133．Not at All Well 152
134．Haven’t You Got a Tongue？ 153
135．School-Go Slow！ 154
136．Is Your Wife Economical？ 155
137．Unmarried or Married？ 156
138．The Salesman and the Little Girl 157
139．Call a Spade a Spade 158
140．I Just Don’t Believe It！ 159
141．I Am the Tailor 160
142．It’s a Great Scheme 161
143．You Can’t Fool Me！ 162
144．Use a Pencil 163
145．You’ve Got It Again！ 164
146．I Won’t Sell It 165
147．Haircut in Office Time 166
148．It’s in Her Brown Hand-bag！ 168
149．I Saw Father Get It Out！ 169
150．An Interesting Answer 170
151．I’ve Just Come In！ 172
152．It’s My Bag 173
153．How Should I Know？ 174
154．How Do You Do，George？ 175
155．An Empty Letter 177
156．It’s Long Distance from New York 178
157．He’s Been Rude！ 180
158．Fishing Just for Small Fish 181
159．Aren’t You Pleased with Us Now？ 182
160．I Wasn’t Asleep！ 184
161．Waiting 185
162．An Announcement 186
163．Five and Six 187
164．Where Were You Yesterday？ 189
165．Send the Bill to My Father！ 190
166．The Most Important Question 191
167．That Isn’t Her Name！ 192
168．What Is There to Worry about Now？ 193
169．What Were They？ 194
170．You Lose！ 195
171．What Do You Think of It？ 196
172．Lincoln and Douglas 197
173．A Naughty Boy 199
174．Clever or Foolish？ 200
175．My Fellow Convicts！ 202
176．The Well-known Millionaire 203
177．Take Me Back to the Prison！ 205
178．A Clear Conscience 206
179．Why？ 208
180．He Is Busy！ 209
181．Your Car Was His Chair！ 210
182．You Will Soon Feel Much Happier！ 212
183．The Letter 213
184．That Man Knows the Future！ 214
185．Two Rich Ladies 216
186．We Have No Waiters Here！ 217
187．That Is a Thief！ 219
188．Selling Your Ladder？ 220
189．I Am Half Mad！ 221
190．Only One Sound 223
191．It Was His First Patient！ 224
192．Always Clean and Tidy 225
193．The Ladies’Lavatory 227
194．Shopping for a Friend 228
195．The Gardener 229
196．The Whire Rose Restaurant 231
197．Olives and Grapes 232
198．Gentlemen！ 233
199．The Actress and the Painter 235
200．The Old Lion and the Young Lion 236
201．Asking for the Position 238
202．Setting You Free！ 239
203．I Did Not Have Time！ 240
204．It Depends！ 242
205．The Flat Tyre 243
206．How Stupid！ 244
207．A Little Mouse 246
208．A Picture of Some Cheese 247
209．At Least 248
210．I Was Inside It！ 250
211．I Call Him Tom！ 251
212．Without Any Clothes On 252
213．I Still Cannot！ 253
214．Go in Free！ 255
215．Blowing the Horn 256
216．The Small Talking Dog 257
217．The Office？ 258
218．What Did Their Father Mean？ 259
219．A Beautiful Ring 261
220．The Rich Man and the Poor Tailor 262
221．Too Clever 264
222．Like Father，Like Son 265
223．He Has Been Deaf for Years！ 267
224．I Have Never Been So Angry！ 268
225．The Lucky Customer 270
226．A Joke and a Bag of Gold 272
227．Don’t Let Anyone Know I Saved You！ 273
228．What Did He Bark for？ 275
229．The Presents 277
230．His Next Visit to the Barber 279