1.The Wrong Eye 1
2.To Lose Weight 2
3.A Peculiar Animal 2
4.No Argument 3
5.The Nearest 4
6.Self-defence 5
7.Correct 5
8.Thanks 6
9.Where Are You Going? 7
10.May I Look at the Book Again? 8
11.What Is a Traitor? 9
12.Mother and Father 10
13.Forgotten 11
14.Two Sons 12
15.The Thief 13
16.A Barking Wife 14
17.A Mysterious Letter 15
18.Henpecked Husbands 16
19.A Driver and a Policeman 17
20.It s His Fault 18
21.An Hour 19
22.A Useful Lesson 20
23.Fire 22
24.Visual Training 23
25.A Pupil 24
26.Jim s Shoes 25
27.Not Responsible 26
28.The Joke 27
29.Dumas 28
30.Horne Tooke 29
31.A Note 30
32.You Are Paying for It 31
33.To Bear False Witness 32
34.How Could You Afford to Buy the Ticket? 33
35.A Job 34
36.Musical Ability 35
37.Picture and Word 36
38.The Bells 37
39.I Lost 38
40.Do You Know My Work? 39
41.The Same Questions 40
42.A Rope Round His Neck 42
43.The Governor 43
44.Two Cross-Eyed Men 44
45.Stupid Question 45
46.A New Captain 46
47.Are You Waiting for Autumn? 47
48.You Don t Have the Guts to Pull the Trigger 48
49.A Clever Thief 49
50.Your Neighbor Did 50
51.Don t Lie to Me! 51
52.My Grandpa Will Pay the Bill 52
53.The Person Who Lived Up to 145 Years 53
54.Where Do You Find a Lawyer? 54
55.Where Is My Other Shoe? 55
56.Making Loan 56
57.Doctor s Prescription 57
58.How to Celebrate Your Birthday? 58
59.It Depends 59
60.I Could Count on You! 60
61.A Clever Parrot 61
62.A Pair of Crocodile Shoes 61
64.It s For the Funeral Tomorrow 63
63.Whose Fault Was It? 63
65.The Daughter s Husband 64
66.Negative Words 65
67.A Pitty Lawyer 66
68.What a Coincidence! 67
69.Out They Go! 68
70.A Good Mother 68
71.Six Cups of Coffee 70
72.To Hire a Driver 70
73.The Formula for Water 71
74.Who Has the Worst Odor? 72
75.The Payment 73
76.Dieting and Investment 74
77.Where Should I Put the Napkins? 75
78.An Innocent Question 75
79.The Reason for Being Late 76
80.Homesick 77
81.Have You Ever Tried Mouthwash? 78
82.The Most Pity Man in the World 78
83.Marry Him 79
84.I m the Papal Nuncio 80
86.Who Broke the Dishes? 81
85.Kill the Umpire 81
87.The Meaning of Dreams 82
88.How to Get His Attention? 83
89.Begging 83
90.A Bet 84
91.Thank Goodness 85
92.Don t Blame Me 85
93.The Wager 86
94.Let It Walk 87
95.I Didn t Expect to Get the Necklace! 88
96.Frozen River 89
97.The Trouble-maker 90
98.The Poor Old Man 90
99.Looking for a Cashier 91
100.Waiting 92
101.The Cue Cards 93
102.The Twins 93
103.A Rib 94
104.The Lawn Mower 95
105.Department-Store 96
106.The Puzzled Witness 96
107.The Cattle Rancher s Wife 97
108.Kidding 98
109.Use Your Hat 99
110.Contraction 99
111.The Two Beaus 100
112.A Bathing Suit 101
113.The Excuse 101
114.I Lost Two Dollars 102
115.The Cunning Wife 103
116.Not Much of a Man 104
117.Paint My House 105
118.The Exhausted Taxpayer 106
119.Good News and Bad News 106
120.I Should Have Taken the Money 107
121.You re Terrific! 108
122.The Wife s Answer 109
123.Before the Store Opened 109
124.I m Not Superstitious! 110
125.The Clever Wife 111
126.The Surgeon and the Plumber 112
127.The Silver Coin 113
128.The Trouble 114
129.We Close at Nine O clock 115
130.The Bad Job 115
131.Daddy s Password 116
132.Who Pushed Me In? 117
133.The Car Accident 118
134.The Boss 119
135.The Avid Golfer 120
136.Problems 121
137.The Missing Husband 121
138.The Fax 122
139.A Revelation 123
140.Inside My Room 124
141.When Do People Talk Least? 124
142.Guessing a Riddle 125
143.To Scare Them 126
144.I Hate School 126
145.An Absolute Zero 127
146.An Essential Correction 127
148.Correct 128
149.Imitation 128
147.He Knows the Answer 128
150.Who Should Be Given the Gift? 129
151.Millionaire 130
152.Not to Be Taken Out 130
153.I Don t Know Her 131
154.4-4=? 132
155.Shut up! 133
156.The Longest and the Shortest 133
157.Tom s Reply 134
159.Your Worries Are Over 135
158.Flying Too Slow 135
160.The Carrot 136
161.With Doll 136
162.A Good Way 137
163.May I Borrow It? 137
164.He Is a Barber 138
165.The Shape of our Earth 138
166.Friends 139
167.Lord Will Save Me 140
168.A Bull or Bear 141
169.The Awkward Guest 142
171.A Married Man 143
170.The Mirror 143
172.The Partner 144
173.Your Paintings 145
174.Buying an Antique 145
175.What s Your Name? 146
176.The Matter 147
177.I Don t Bother 148
178.A Foreign Language! 148
179.Bad News, Good News 149
180.Busy with Appointments 150
181.Attending Funeral 151
182.Misunderstanding 152
183.Beautiful from Head to Toe 152
184.On Their Way to School 154
185.More Considerate 154
186.Give Me One 155
187.When Will the TV Play Begin? 156
188.The Composition Class 156
189.I Am My Father 157
190.Two Cows 158
191.Here 158
192.You Should Be Replaced 159
193.Bring Me the Winner 160
194.The Second Job 160
195.Why Don t You Try Two Plus Two? 161
196.Benefit from the Second Job 162
197.Is This a Real Certificate? 162
198.Positive Analogy 163
199.Likes and Dislikes 164
200.No Chance in the Daytime 165
201.Which Woman? 165
202.I Own My Success to the Telephone 166
203.To Buy a Video 167
204.Age of Innocence 167
205.The New Teacher 168
206.All Except the Music 169
207.The Middle of August 170
208.What Should I Do? 170
209.Let My Chauffeur Answer It! 171
210.A Treasure Hunt 172
211.The Psychologist 173
212.The Artist s Work 174
213.Confessing 175
214.The Professor 176
215.The Parents and the Child 176
216.How Sad! 177
217.Auctions 178
218.The Advertising 178
219.It Ought to Be 179
220.I know 180
221.Time Is Running Out 181
222.The Barrister s Rate 181
223.Your House Called 182
224.The Report Card 183
225.To Move a Couch 184
226.The Customer and the Waitress 184
227.Give Me My Money 185
228.The Marriage 186
229.To Pull the Tooth 187
230.Is Your Mother Home? 188
231.We d Both Be Alive 188
232.The Woman s Problem 189
233.The Object 190
235.Auto Loan 191
234.The College Graduate 191
236.I Send Him to My Room 192
237.It Never Worked 193
238.Now She Knows 194
239.Run Like Hell 194
240.My son Is Home 195
241.The Lawyer and His Client 195
242.How Did You Get Here? 196
243.The Suspect 197
245.I Shut My Eyes 198
244.A Small Steak 198
246.He Dies of Pneumonia 199
247.Hair Transplant 200
248.The Next One 200
249.Fred--Embezzler 201
250.A Speaking Role 202
251.Only One Chair 202
252.Which Won? 203
253.One at a Time 204
254.What Would You Like to Take? 204
256.Pay the Taxes With a Smile 205
255.Kiss Back 205
257.Bank Director 206
258.The Speaker of the House 207
259.To Try on the Trousers 207
260.When Is It Due? 208
261.Could You Repeat? 208
262.Correct the Sentence 209
263.But My Sister Does 210
264.It Depends 210
265.My socks 211
266.My Brother Is Five Months Older Than I Am 212
267.Good Luck on Your Voyage 213
268.A Branch Office 214
269.So Much Confusion 215
270.It Would Relieve the Pressure 215
271.The Lens Cap 216
272.Scare Me Half to Death 217
273.I Got Smart 219
274.The Captain and the Sergeant 220
276.I Never Listen 221
275.What Is Happiness 221
277.Sense of Humor 222
278.The Forgetful Actor 223
279.To Lose Weight 224
280.A Lucky Guy 225
281.Anger and Exasperation 226
282.The Reason for Divorce 227
283.To Fill 228
284.Parking a Car 228
285.The Vulgar Laugh 229
287.How? 230
286.Fishing 230
288.Jealousy 231
289.The Number 232
290.Why? 233
291.I Don t Need to Steal Any More 234
292.The Paper Shredder 235
293.Not Real Life 235
294.Trick or Treat 236
295.My Last Dollar 237
296.The History Class 237
298.the Student s Intelligence 239
297.The Funeral Director 239
299.The TV-sick 240
300.In a Second 241
301.You re Smarter 242
302.50 Years! 242
303.A Huge Job 243
304.The Poor Widow 244
305.To Lose Weight 245
306.The Will 246
308.Bill s Life 247
307.She Wasn t As Smart As You 247
309.Texans Sight 248
310.What Were They to Go with? 249
311.A Clever Husband 249
312.I ll Treat It Like Others! 250
313.Sooner or Later 251
314.Love 251
315.He Ought to Be Ashamed of Himself 252
316.It s Up to Them 253
317.When Did This Happen? 254
318.Give Up Smoking? 255
319.A Kind Artist 256
320.Park Car on Another Street 257
321.Shakespeare Is a Kind of Cheese 258
322.Never Tell Lies 259
323.A Good Son 260
324.Sixteen Years .Experience 261
325.My Eyesight Is Poor 262
326.A Long Speech 263
327.The Same Things 264
328.Connect Your Telephone 265
329.I Did Not Have Time to Look at Them 266
330.I Always Go Sailing on That Day 267
331.Congratulations! 268
332.The Food 269
333.Delicious! 270
334.Worse Than That 271
335.My Bill 272
336.Two of Them 273
337.During the Night 274
338.The Eighth 275
339.Alexander the Great 276