1.Honesty 1
2.Getting License 3
3.Charity Begins at Home 7
4.The Captain's Parrot 10
5.I Am Blind 12
6.A Proud Linguist 15
7.Have You Reported This Accident? 18
8.The Greatness of Edison's Invention 23
9.Mom's Little Guide 27
10.The Happiest Part of a Man's Life 30
11.Ode to Cigarettes 35
12.Lucky for Some 40
13.The Amazing Flying Dog 46
14.Shopping With Kids 48
15.Investigating a Terrible Accident 50
16.A Violinist's IQ 52
17.Who Can Conduct? 54
18.Two Friends 58
19.Buy Alligator Shoes 61
20.The Most Rewarding Question 63
21.The Best Years of My Life 66
22.The Engineer in Hell 69
23.The New Legend ofThree Pigs 72
24.The New School Bus Driver 76
25.The Priest Loves Golf 79
26.I ThinkI'll Try a Nicer Approach 82
27.A Parent's Terrors of Life 85
28.First Day ofClass 89
29.Always EatingTime 93
30.A Student's Request for Extra Money 96
31.Do You Know Who I Am? 99
32.Things Brought to Heaven 102
33.Sleeping Through the Sermon 105
34.If Microsoft Built Cars 108
35.The Greatest Biologist Without Finishing Biology Course 113
36.Old Couple at McDonald's 118
37.The UnfortunateThief 122
38.What Women Say and What They Mean 126
39.An American Soldier 130
40.An Example of Tragedy 133
41.Jesus'Dad 136
42.Three Mice at the Bar 139
43.More Important Than the Queen 141
44.A Rabbit's Thesis 144
45.Seeing Is Believing 147
46.The College of Assuming 152
47.The Test 156
48.Ticket,Please 158
49.Why Do Women Cry 161
50.Work for the IRS 164