Boy,oh Boy 3
Laughing and Crying 3
目录 3
童趣篇 3
笑与哭 4
让人无奈的孩子 4
I Got the Wrong Number 5
Two Pounds of Plums 5
我拨错号了 6
两磅李子 6
We Don't Live Here 7
Black Cat Can Bring Luck 7
我们不住在这儿 8
黑猫带来吉祥 8
A Clever Son 9
I'm Sorry 9
Where Is Father 9
聪明的儿子 10
我很惋惜 10
爸爸在哪儿 10
Father and Son 11
Grapes and Bananas 11
父与子 12
葡萄和香蕉 12
Chap in the Coffin 13
Where Is Benny 13
棺材里的那个家伙 14
本尼在哪儿 14
Does He Bite 15
I Don't Want to Be the First One 15
它咬人吗 16
我不想当第一 16
The Thinker 17
Watching TV 17
Mother and Son 17
思想者 18
看电视 18
母与子 18
Why Not Divorce from Daddy 19
Mother and Daughter 19
为什么不和爸爸离婚 20
母与女 20
I'm First Out 21
The Embarrassed Magician 21
An Interesting Pupil 21
我第一个出去 22
尴尬的魔术师 22
有趣儿的小学生 22
The Result of Laziness 23
No Use 23
I Will Be Ill Tomorrow 23
懒惰的结果 24
没用 24
明天我要生病 24
Please Complain 25
Good Advice 25
请抱怨 26
好主意 26
The Price Tag 27
Give and Take 27
价码牌 28
给和拿 28
He Won 29
I Can't Spell It 29
他赢了 30
我不会拼写 30
Without Teeth 31
No Damage Is Done 31
没牙 32
没打坏什么东西 32
Give Your Seat 33
Only with a Different Head 33
让座 34
只是头不一样 34
He's Just Been to the Zoo 35
One Phone 35
他刚去过动物园 36
只有一个电话 36
Learn Too Much History 37
Can His Football Come to Play 37
要学习太多的历史 38
他的足球能出来玩一会吗 38
Play Outside 39
To Find a New Doctor 39
到外边去玩 40
换个医生 40
Hospitality 41
He Was Hitted 41
好客 42
挨揍 42
A Baby Sister 43
A Coward 43
小妹妹 44
胆小的人 44
Give Away 45
Two Baths 45
泄密 46
两次澡 46
Not a Good Cook 47
I Taught the Teacher 47
Pain-Killers 47
不是好厨师 48
我教老师 48
止痛药 48
Gum and Feet 51
An Exam and Deceit 51
校园篇 51
口香糖和双脚 52
考试与欺骗 52
I Hope So Too 53
The Dog Graduated 53
Who Isn't Here 53
我也希望如此 54
那只狗毕业了 54
谁没来 54
Two Women Make One Thousand Ducks 55
Animal with Four Legs 55
两个女人就顶一千只鸭子 56
四条腿的动物 56
The Silly Teacher 57
Big Hands 57
It's Sunda yTomorrow 57
愚蠢的老师 58
一双大手 58
明天是星期天 58
You Do It 59
Who Is a Dumh-bell 59
你来叫醒他 60
谁是笨蛋 60
A Bad Tooth 61
Parent and Teacher 61
牙痛 62
家长和教师 62
Beer 63
Who Is an Idiot 63
Two Pronouns 63
啤酒 64
谁是白痴 64
两个代词 64
Neither Did I 65
He Knows the Answer 65
The Dean'sWords 65
我也没及格 66
他知道答案 66
院长的话 66
HeDoesn'tlike His Teacher 67
Nobody's Perfect 67
Five Minus One 67
他不喜欢老师 68
没有十全十美的人 68
五减一 68
The Reason ofBeing Late 69
Mixed Doubles 69
An Absolute Zero 69
迟到的原因 70
混合双打 70
零分 70
The Biggest in the World 71
Improvement 71
世界上最大的 72
进步 72
Two Birds 73
Who Discovered Australia 73
两只鸟 74
谁发现了澳大利亚 74
Nouns 75
Two Cows 75
Typing 75
名词 76
两头奶牛 76
打字 76
He Can't Read It 77
Correct 77
他看不懂 78
很对 78
Writing a Composition 79
Guessing a Riddle 79
写作文 80
猜谜 80
Copy 81
Answer Back 81
I Know 81
抄袭 82
还口 82
我知道 82
Jenny's Choice 83
Someone Is Going to Get aReal Walloping 83
詹妮的选择 84
有人会挨一顿狠揍的 84
The Composition Class 85
The Common Practice 85
作文课 86
惯例 86
An Abstract Noun 87
Please Tell Me 87
抽象名词 88
请告诉我 88
Too Much Homework 89
An Orphan 89
She Doesn't Like Reading 89
作业太多 90
一名孤儿 90
她不喜欢看书 90
History Repeated Itself 91
The Future Tense 91
The Student Know Nothing 91
历史再现 92
将来时 92
学生们一无所知 92
Latin 93
Frank's Answer 93
Is He a Good Student 93
拉丁语 94
弗兰克的回答 94
他是个好学生吗 94
A Perfect Record 95
I Know 95
完美的纪录 96
我知道 96
I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument 97
Prepare Yourself 97
我不想争论 98
自己做好准备 98
Right Answer 99
YouDon't Know My Father 99
是正确答案吗 100
你不了解我父亲 100
Is Billy a Good Boy 101
贝利是个好孩子吗 102
My Son Is Home 105
Innermost Pear 105
家庭篇 105
儿子回家了 106
内心深处的恐惧 106
Where Is She 107
Bring Me a Glass ofMilk 107
她在哪儿 108
捎杯牛奶 108
A Poor Man 109
I'm Still Counting 109
一位可怜的男人 110
我还在数呢 110
A Clever Woman 111
Respectable Boyfriend 111
聪明的女人 112
体面的男友 112
You Are Far above Average 113
Is He an Author 113
She'd Rather Buy a Gift 113
你大大超过平均值 114
他是作家吗 114
她宁愿买一件礼物 114
Cat and Baby 115
It's Not My Fault 115
猫和宝宝 116
这不是我的过错 116
Letters from Sons 117
A Machine-gun 117
Quits 117
儿子来信 118
一挺机关枪 118
截住 118
He Is Welcome 119
I Thought It Was Mine 119
欢迎他来 120
我以为是我的手 120
The Top Part 121
No Wonder 121
上半部分 122
难怪 122
The Crowd 123
Johnny Knew 123
一群人 124
约翰尼知道 124
Thank Goodness 125
I'm Your Wife 125
谢天谢地 126
我是你的妻子 126
To Learn French 127
Who Is the Laziest 127
学法语 128
谁最懒 128
To Scare Them 129
She Ate All My Bait 129
吓吓他们 130
她把所有的诱饵都吃了 130
I Caught Every Step 131
A Dog's Life 131
我一级也没漏 132
狗一样的生活 132
A Compliment 133
The postage 133
恭维话 134
邮票 134
A Definition 135
Comparison 135
定义 136
比较 136
Just Like a Native 137
Politeness 137
就像一个本地人 138
礼貌 138
Bedtime Prayers 139
My Daughter'sVoice Is Improving 139
睡前祷告词 140
我女儿的嗓音在提高 140
The Father and His Son 141
Is Ink So Expensive 141
父与子 142
墨水很贵吗 142
Relative by Marriage 143
Why Is He under the Bed 143
婆家的亲戚 144
他为什么在床下 144
I'm All Right 145
Whom Does the Baby Look Like 145
我没事 146
孩子到底像谁 146
Come from Heaven 147
Cheering Grandfather up 147
Who Killed Her Husband 147
从天堂来 148
使爷爷高兴 148
谁杀死了她丈夫 148
The Broken Vase 149
The Couldn't Have One 149
Feet and Shoes 149
被打碎的花瓶 150
不许吃的馅饼 150
脚与鞋 150
Instead of Speaking 151
He Is Too Old 151
代替说话 152
他太老了 152
Who Is the Head of the House 153
I Had to Change It Twice 153
谁是一家之主 154
换两次 154
You Must Marry Him 155
Who's the Writer 155
你必须嫁给他 156
谁是作家 156
Is Jack Henpecked 157
How about the Kitchen 157
杰克怕老婆吗 158
去厨房怎么样 158
He Hooked None 159
Sixteen Kids 159
他什么也没钓着 160
16个孩子 160
I've Gone Wrong 161
Try to Hit Something Cheap 161
我错了 162
尽力撞便宜的东西 162
I Knocked His Teeth Out 163
Mashed Potatoes 163
Is It True 163
我把他的牙敲掉了 164
土豆泥 164
是真的吗 164
You'll Live to Be Eighty 167
Twenty Dollars for Puling a Tooth 167
医院、公司、商场 167
你会活到80岁 168
拔一颗牙收费20美元 168
Finger 169
I Can Do Nothing 169
手指 170
我无能为力 170
Statistics 171
Why Is He Howling 171
统计 172
他为什么嚎叫 172
Is He Dying 173
I Can't Sleep 173
他就要死了吗 174
我睡不着 174
Three Surgeons 175
You Need Glasses 175
三个外科医生 176
你需要配眼镜 176
I Am Right 177
A Stubborn Horse 177
我是正确的 178
倔强的马 178
Time Warp 179
Reducing 179
Lost Memory 179
时间的偏差 180
减肥 180
失忆 180
Good Advice 181
How Do You Feel Now 181
忠告 182
你现在的感觉如何 182
An Interesting Doctor 183
He Is Dying 183
Don't Lift It 183
有趣的医生 184
他就要死了 184
不要举起来 184
Make a List 185
The Doctor's Advice 185
列名单 186
医生的忠告 186
It's Not a Cap 187
I'm Not Fussy 187
Pay For the Bill 187
那不是帽子 188
我不挑剔 188
付治疗费 188
Last Raise 189
Life after Death 189
上一次晋升 190
死后再生 190
Qualified 191
A Clever Answer 191
胜任 192
聪明的回答 192
How Do You Know Your Computer Is Male 193
The Clerk Grows a Beard 193
怎么知道你的计算机是男性 194
职员留胡子 194
They Were Business Calls 195
Beginner's High Salary 195
它们是生意上的电话 196
初来者的高薪水 196
What Should He Do 197
Visitors'Parking 197
他该干什么 198
来宾停车位 198
Haven't Done Anything 199
Are Those Flowers Nice 199
没干什么 200
那些花漂亮吗 200
Would That Be Satisfactory 201
A Clever Employee 201
这样满意吗 202
聪明的雇员 202
Christmas Cards 203
The Customer Is Always Right 203
圣诞卡片 204
顾客永远正确 204
Way of Inducing 205
Do Shopping Early 205
招客有方 206
采购过早 206
He Is Not Afraid of Death 209
On the Bus 209
交通篇 209
他不怕死 210
在汽车上 210
Help Me off the Train 211
It's My Turn 211
帮我下火车 212
该轮到我了 212
Special Sandwiches 213
I'm the Driver 213
特殊的三明治 214
我是司机 214
Where's My Trailer 215
A New Car 215
我的拖车呢 216
一辆新汽车 216
In the Crowded Bus 217
Couldn't Slow Down 217
Forty-five 217
在拥挤的公共汽车上 218
没法减速 218
四十五 218
It's Not That 219
You Should Know 219
并非如此 220
你应该清楚 220
I'll Walk 221
To Save the Trouble 221
我走着去 222
省事 222
A Round Ticket 223
You Might Be as Lucky as That Man 223
一张往返车票 224
没准你会和他一样幸运 224
The Judge Who Had a Squint 225
To Get Home before an Accident 225
斜眼法官 226
在出事前赶回家 226
I'm Not Daft 227
Flying Too Low 227
我不傻 228
飞得太低了 228
Lunch and Belts 229
A Woman Motorist 229
午饭和安全带 230
一位驾驶汽车的妇女 230
Ring Me One of the Winners 233
An Interesting Man 233
社会交往篇 233
给我拿一只获胜的来 234
一位有趣儿的男人 234
Is He Better 235
A Forgetful Professor 235
An Interesting Answer 235
他好多了吗 236
健忘的教授 236
趣答 236
It's Your Wrist Watch 237
Are You Fishing Now 237
Who Is a Fool 237
那是你的手表 238
在钓鱼吗 238
谁是傻瓜 238
She Is Too Fat 239
An Interesting Waitress 239
A Timid Hunter 239
一个顶俩 240
有趣儿的女服务员 240
胆怯的猎人 240
Three Dollars for Two Pigs 241
Her Name Is Ada 241
A Clever Robber 241
两头猪3美元 242
她叫艾达 242
聪明的强盗 242
Asking the Way 243
A Woman Who Fell 243
问路 244
摔倒的女人 244
Good News and Bad News 245
Two Cross-eyed Men 245
好消息和坏消息 246
两个斜眼的人 246
The Dances Are Short 247
What Does Mr．Johnson Want to Borrow 247
舞曲很短 248
巧借网球拍 248
Ten Pounds 249
Theme 249
10英镑 250
题目 250
Is He Dying 251
I Don't Know 251
他快死了吗 252
不知道 252
In the Library 253
Foolish Questions 253
在图书馆里 254
愚蠢的问题 254
Only Saw One 255
A Miracle 255
奇迹 256
只看见一个 256
In Trouble 257
We Didn't Meet Any 257
尴尬 258
一只也没碰到 258
Believed Him 259
Keepin One Place 259
相信 260
放在一起 260
Throw Him a Bit 261
I Couldn't See Much 261
扔它一点 262
我没看到多少 262
Go Home for Pyjamas 263
Each Other 263
回家去拿睡衣 264
互相像 264
Is Mrs Jones Clever 265
I'm Not Interested 265
琼斯夫人聪明吗 266
我不感兴趣 266
What Do You Mean 267
Modern Art 267
你这是什么意思 268
现代艺术 268
Barking Dogs Don't Bite 269
The Twins 269
叫狗不咬人 270
双胞胎 270
Push the Bell with Your Elbow 271
How Much Is the Plane Fare 271
用你的胳膊肘按门铃 272
飞机票价是多少 272
Wings 275
One Side ofthe Case 275
其他 275
翅膀 276
一面之辞 276
The Story of a Snail 277
The Ability ofthe Kangaroo 277
蜗牛的故事 278
袋鼠的能力 278
Scores 279
Hair Transplant 279
得分 280
移植头发 280
Rope or Ox 281
TheyAreOnlyPlayingforPeanuts 281
绳子还是公牛 282
他们只是赌花生而已 282
The Reply Letter of the Department of Agriculture 283
农业部的回信 284
The Effect ofAdvertisement 285
广告的效果 286
I Had to Take My Coat off 287
我不得不脱了衣服干 288
We Left Nothing 289
The Cartoon 289
我们什么也没留下 290
漫画 290
Disconcerting 291
尴尬 292
Effect of Soap 293
Repair the Doorbell 293
肥皀的效力 294
修门铃 294
Does She Agree 295
A Cunning Newsboy 295
It Bothers My Wife 295
她同意吗 296
狡猾的报童 296
它打扰了我妻子 296
Handsome 297
I Have a Bike with Me 297
What Do You Need 297
够味 298
我骑自行车来的 298
您需要什么 298
She Knew Him Now 299
What Is Happiness 299
她知道他是谁了 300
什么是幸福 300
Wel-mannerde 301
The Loss Outweighs the Gain 301
非常有礼貌 302
得不偿失 302
Chasing the Hat 303
What to Do with the Other Leg 303
追赶帽子 304
另一条腿怎么办 304
The Brave Fireman 305
Mixed up 305
勇敢的消防队员 306
搞混了 306
A Grandfather Clock 307
Providence Cares for Everyone 307
一只旧挂钟 308
上帝关心每一个人 308
Contradicting Each Other 309
Free of Charge 309
互相反驳 310
免费 310
Why Are You Crying 311
你为什么哭 312
You Look Perfectly Fit to Me 313
我看你还很健壮嘛 314
Two Skulls 315
I'm Not Swimming 315
两颗头盖骨 316
我不是游泳 316
To Throw a Rock 317
To Be Continued 317
扔石头 318
待续 318
The Monkey 319
猴子 320
Miss English Cowhide 321
An Interesting General 321
英国牛皮女士 322
有趣儿的将军 322
Got a Match 323
有火柴吗 324