1．The Laundryman 1
2．A Newly Rich Lady 2
3．A Gentleman And A Lady 3
4．Train Sickness 6
5．Only Fools Are Certain 8
6．Your Car Rolled By An Hour Ago 9
7．An Appointment In Hell 11
8．I Must Have Smoked My Key 13
9．The Climate Didn't Agree With Me 14
10．Wnere's Your Sense Of Humor? 15
11．I'm Not A Gypsy 16
12．You Are Right Here 18
13．You Could Give Me A Raise 19
14．I Am Cold 20
15．You Are Not Drinking Enough Water 22
16．What Happened To The Man Who Didn't Drink,Smoke Or Gamble? 23
17．Are You Coming Back? 25
18．I Hope She Isn't Shopping 26
19．Nobody Ever Died Of Seasickness 27
20．My Husband Doesn't Smoke 28
21．I Think I'm Catching A Cold 30
22．Would You Write I t Down? 31
23．Why Don't You Wear A Watch Like Everybody Else? 33
24．Why Should You Go To School? 34
25．What Do You Put In Your Garden First? 35
26．The Wife Knew How To Save Money 40
27．Why Not Take Grandpa Too? 41
28．I Don't Smoke 43
29．It's The Red Cross 44
30．A Whisp Of A Girl 46
31．We Are Both Here 47
32．I Like Ours Best 49
33．I Think I Am Late 51
34．I Am Acting Like A Lady 53
36．I Am A Pickpocket 56
37．It's A Mr.And Mrs.J.Stein 57
38．I Want You To Marry Our Stockbroker 59
39．I Am Nothing 60
40．I Forgot To Thank Him 62
41．Russia Had Freedom Of Speech 63
42．I Only Came To Ask A Favor 64
43．Let Go! 66
44．I Must Still Be Safe 67
45．The Devil's Funeral 69
46．What Makes It Special? 70
47．Single? 71
48．You Haven't Killed Anyone,Have You? 72
49．I Want To Get Out 74
50．Those Who Are Bold Enough Come With Me 76
51．Where Is Your Waist? 80
52．An Iranian Refugee 83
53．The Young Couple 86
54．Hurry! 87
55．Women's Fashion 88
56．A Peking Businessman 89
57．A Palm Reader 91
58．The Woman With a Child 92
59．It Looks Natural 94
60．It's A Miracle 95
61．On A Crowded Bus 96
62．I Am Not Wanted 98
63．You Have Been Like A Daugnter To Me 99
64．You Will Get A Ringing In Your Ears 100
65．They Can't Put You In Jail For That 104
66．We Are Halfway There 105
67．It's Not Me 106
68．When A Button Came Off My Fly 107
69．I Don't Like My Neighbors 109
70．Farming Was Not Easy 110
71．The Old Man Started To Cry 111
72．A Poor Deaf And Dumb Turkey 112
73．Get Those Letters Out 115
74．The Doctor's Prescription 116
75．Everybody Stopped To Ask What Had Happened 117
76．That's Your First Worry 118
77．Why Is There No Asterisk Next To My Name 119
78．A Whole Hour Without A Commercial 121
79．Adam's Apple 122
80．Sit Down 123
81．She Can't Run Around On You 128
82．There Might Be Something To That Rumor 129
83．My Shop Was Robbed 131
84．You Should See Her Pictures 132
85．It Is Safe 134
86．Promise Yourself Something 135
87．This Is A Stick Up 136
88．The Florist's Mistakes 138
89．And That Took An Hour? 139
90．No Parking 9 A.M.To 6P.M. 140
91．He Had A Hat 142
92．I Thought You Were Out 144
93．Nothing To It 145
94．If You Weren't President,I'd Be Buying Stock 146
95．How Do You Know You'll Find Oil? 148
96．How Can You Call It Fun? 149
97．You Have To Dial Information 150
98．A Little Bird 151
99．You Are A Stupid Idiot 153
100．I'm Writing My Doctor's Thesis 156
101．Who Was That? 157
102．I Have A Cleaning Lady 158
103．Your Age 160
104．I Thought You Were A Bird 161
105．The Painters Are Coming 163
106．Anybody Loses A Half-dollar? 164
107．Why Do You Look So Grim? 165
108．Why Didn't I Think Of That? 167
109．How Long Are Your Legs? 168
110．The River Is Frozen Over 171
111．You Didn't Make The Carrot Suffer Enough 172
112．I'd Like A Good Obstetrician 174
113．August Is Worse Than That 175
114．You Are In The Back Seat 177
115．He Went Bankrupt Twice 178
116．You're The First One Who Explained It 179
117．Where Can I Get Pushed To The Subway 181
118．This Is The First Time I Got All The Details 182
119．A Psychology Teacher 184
120．I Think I'd Rather Have Cash 185
121．I'll Have A Dry Martinus 187
122．You Are A Mean Mam 188
123．He Saves The Clipping 189
124．How Many Customers Did You Have? 191
125．You Have My Seat 191
126．Distraction 193
127．A Real Alligator Handbag 194
128．The Three Etc's 195
129．You're Not Leaving A Vaccancy 197
130．You Fire Her 198
131．Why Do You Sell It Now? 199
132．I'll Show You The Cancellation 200
133．Going Out Of Business 202
134．Nobody Wants To Talk To Me 203
135．No More Papers After The Thirtieth 204
136．Shut Off The Meter 205
137．Let Us Have A Clear Look 206
138．A Self-Addressed Letter 210
139．The Light Of The Wicked Shall Be Put Out 211
140．Cats Don't Like It 213
141．He Just Giggled A Little 215
142．Free Enterprise 216
143．An Arab 217
144．He Went To The John Three Times 219
145．It's Easy For You To Talk 220
146．Let That Be A Lesson To You 221
147．A Clever Son 222
148．The Shoes Are Not Comfortable 224
149．He Is To Have No Special Privileges 225
151．How Can You Just Sit There? 226
150．If Only He Wasn't A Lawyer 226
152．What Can We Do For You? 229
153．No Wonder They Are Driving On The Sidewalk 230
154．A Good Day To You,Policeman 231
155．I Think I'll Sell 233
156．I Am The Maid 235
157．You Can Walk Through It 237
158．This Is As Far As I Go 239
159．The Minister 241
160．This Isn't My Table 243
161．How Do They Expect To Get A Coffin Into This Place? 244
162．You Will Enjoy It 246
163．I Am On My Honey Moon 247
164．Somebody Might Visit Me 249
165．A Riddle 250
166．The Eggs Have Been Very Good 252
167．Nobody Is Talking To You 254
168．Your Guava Must Be As Big As A Basketball 256
169．Why Don't We Change Into Hunters? 259
170．Shaw Refuses To Attend A Wedding 264
171．I Will Pay You 267