A 1
ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR'S TWO HORSES 1
A NIGHT TO REMEMBER 3
ANSWER TO AN AGE OLD QUESTION 5
A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE 8
A TELEPHONE POLL 9
B 11
BE NICE TO YOUR NURSE 11
C 14
CASINO 14
D 16
DOES YOUR DOG BITE? 16
E 18
ENJOY YOUR COFFEE 18
F 21
FISHING 21
FIVE TIMES 23
I 25
IN LOVE WITH THE TEACHER 25
L 27
LABELED 27
LITTLE ADAM 28
LITTLE ADAM AND POISON IVY 29
LITTLE TOM AND THE SALESMAN 31
LOST 32
M 33
MAGIC TRICK 33
MEET ME FOR LUNCH? 34
MEN ARE LIKE 35
MISS AMERICA 38
MODERN MOVIES 39
MOSQUITOES 41
N 42
NEW BABY COMING 42
NEW HEARING AID 44
NO ACCIDENTS 45
NOT ADDING 47
NOTE IN A BOTTLE 48
O 50
OFFICER,I CAN EXPLAIN! 50
ON MY FEET 51
OOPS! 52
OUT WITH THE FLU 53
"O,YEAH" 54
P 56
PAPER SALES 56
PARALLEL PARKING 57
PAYMENT ERRORS 58
PROTECTING THE BIRDS 59
PSYCHOLOGY 60
PULL YOUR TONGUE OUT 62
Q 64
QUICKEST WAY 64
R 66
REPORTING THE NEIGHBOR 66
S 68
SHOPPING SURPRISE 68
SIGN RELOCATION REQUEST 69
SIGNS 71
STAND ON ONE FOOT 72
STARTING THE CAR 73
STEEPER HILL 75
STOLEN WALLET 76
STOP THAT! 78
STUDENTS'CARS 79
T 81
TEAMWORK 81
TECHNICAL TERMS 82
TECH SUPPORT,MS WORD 86
THAT'S ALL RIGHT 88
THE BARTENDER AND THE BEAUTY 89
THE DANGEROUS CRIMINAL 91
THE DELAY 92
THE LETTER 93
THE LITTLE BOY 95
THE MISSING BULL 97
THE PHOTOGRAPHER 99
THE PILL WORKED 101
THE PORTRAIT 102
THE PRIEST AND THE BOY 103
THE SUPERBOWL 105
THE TROUBLE WITH COOKBOOKS 106
THE VALUE OF MONEY 108
THE WITNESS 109
THE YOUNG BUSINESSMAN 110
THREE VIOLIN MANUFACTURERS 111
THREE WISHES 112
TRYING TO DO THE JOB RIGHT 114
TWENTY BUCKS 115
V 117
VERY IMPORTANT ROSES 117
W 119
WARNING 119
WEEDING 120
WELL,YOU ASKED! 121
WHAT FREE SERVICES THIS YEAR? 122
WHAT IS POLITICS? 123
WHAT'S THE MEDICAL TERM? 125
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 127
WHERE IS ELEVEN? 128
WHO AM I? 128
WINDSHIELD WIPERS 129
WORDS WOMEN USE(AND WHAT THEY MEAN) 131
WORK HISTORY 135
WRONG FEET 137
Y 139
YOU SAID IT,MOM 139
YOU'VE GOT MAIL 140