《英文精品笑话 英汉对照》PDF下载

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  • 作  者:毕磊编
  • 出 版 社:北京:外文出版社
  • 出版年份:2004
  • ISBN:7119036750
  • 页数:276 页
图书介绍:本书收集有趣的英文笑话百余条,附加中文译文及词汇注释。

Good News and Bad News 好消息和坏消息  10

Two Birds 两只鸟  12

I Didn't Notice It 我没看到它  14

Visiting a Chicken Farm 参观养鸡场  16

An Entrance Examination 入学考试  18

The Losers 失主  20

Columbus' Telephone Number 哥伦布的电话号码  22

Mixed Doubles 混合双打  24

My Sister's Fingers 我妹妹的手指头  26

Vice-president 副总裁  28

Smiling to Please You 逗你乐  30

I'd Know Him Anywhere他到哪儿我都能认出他  32

Buying Bread 买面包  34

The Composition Class 作文课  36

I am My Father 我是我爸爸  38

How Much is Ten Minus Ten? 十减十等于几?  40

Class,Lass and Ass 班级、情人和蠢驴  42

A New Employee 新员工  44

Part-time Job 业余工作  46

Imitation 模仿  48

Who Should Be Given the Gift? 礼物该给谁?  50

Bring Me the Winner 把打赢的那只给我拿来  52

I Can't 我不能  54

I'm Coming with You 我和你一起去  56

My Wife Will Exchange Them Tomorrow 反正我太太明天会来换的  58

Why Did You Die So Early 你为什么这么早死呢?  60

Moving 如此搬家  62

100 People Swindled 一百人受骗  64

The Big Sissy 大胆小鬼  66

I Was Ashamed 不好意思  68

Your Equals 与你同等的人  70

Good Idea 神算  72

An Abstract Noun 抽象名词  74

Logic Reasoning 逻辑推理  76

Dating for Mother 与母亲约会  78

A Birthday Present 生日礼物  80

Why Aren't You Listening? 你为什么不听讲?  82

You Married My Mother 你娶了我的妈妈  84

What Are You Doing with the Pig? 你和猪在一起干什么?  86

Thank Goodness 谢天谢地  88

So Late 这么晚  90

As I Did 你也可以像我一样说假话  92

Have We Got a Dog? 我们家有狗吗?  94

An Essential Correction 实质性的纠正  96

Guessing a Riddle 猜谜  98

Writing a Composition 写作文  100

Taxi 打出租车  102

A Physics Examination 一次物理考试  104

Half or Five Tenths? 半个还是十分之五?  106

A Family Quarrel 家庭争吵  108

Children's Faults 孩子的缺点  110

Who Were the Other Two? 另外两个是谁?  112

A Definition 定义  114

Relative by Marriage 婆家的亲戚  116

Key to the Success 成功的关键  118

You Will Save Much More 你会省得更多  120

Politeness 礼貌  122

I Should Have Written it Down 我该写下来就好了  124

God is Watching 上帝在监视着  126

I'll Change My Name 我会改一个名字  128

What Can I Say in Five Minutes? 五分钟我能说什么?  130

Big Head 大脑袋  132

To Open the Door 开门  134

You Could Try! 你可以试一试呀!  136

The Father and His Son 父与子  138

Two Baths 洗两次澡  140

A Game 游戏  142

The Highest Number 最高数字  144

Don't Worry 别担心  146

Fishing 钓鱼  148

Yes,Both. 两样都是  150

Long Waiting 漫长的等待  152

He Was Six When He Left 他离家时六岁  154

Miss English Cowhide 英国牛皮女士  156

We're Both Wrong 我们俩都错了  158

You Might be as Lucky as That Man 没准你会和他一样幸运  160

Get Me a Video 给我搞一台录像机  162

What's the Fuss About? 为什么大惊小怪?  164

The Clerk Grows a Beard 职员留胡子  166

Truthfulness 诚实  168

The Morbid Business 可怕的差事  170

An Awkward Situation 尴尬的处境  172

Nothing to Nothing 零比零  174

One Spur Instead of Two 半副踢马刺  176

Seeing the Light 见到光明  178

What a Beach! 多宽阔的沙滩!  180

The Judge and the Violinist 法官和小提琴手  182

Modern Art 现代艺术  184

Antifreeze 防冻液  186

Lightning 闪电  188

I'm Not Daft 我不傻  189

Lady First 母牛优先  190

Mother Was too Busy 妈妈太忙  191

When Do People Talk Least? 人们什么时候说话最少?  192

A Clever Answer 聪明的回答  193

The Sun and the Moon 太阳和月亮  194

Beer 啤酒  195

Millionaire 百万富翁  196

I Don't Even Know Her 我还不认识她  197

I'm Still Paying! 我仍然在花钱  198

Mixed Emotions 百感交集乐队  199

Essay 作文  200

Don't Tell Her 不要告诉她  201

Formula for Water 水的分子式  202

Dinner 晚饭  203

Take the Other Half 买另一半  204

Play the Violin 拉小提琴  205

I Never Thought So 我没想到  206

That's Nothing 那算什么  207

New Drug 一种新药  208

Marry Him 嫁给他  209

Come over Tonight and Catch Mice! 今天晚上来捉老鼠吧!  210

What is Most? 什么之最?  211

Fresh 新鲜  212

I've Saved You a Meal 我为您省了一顿饭  213

Correct 很对  214

When Was Rome Built?罗马是什么时候建成的?  215

Overcrowded Moon 拥挤的月亮  216

Homework 家庭作业  217

The Dean's Words 院长的话  218

The Wood is Helpful to the Health 木制的有益于健康  219

It's Not My Fault 这不是我的过错  220

To Scare Them 吓吓他们  221

What Would You Do? 你会怎么办?  222

The Thinker 思想者  223

Shave My Head 刮头  224

Flying too Low 飞得太低了  225

Why Do I Live? 我为什么活着?  226

Well-mannered 非常有礼貌  227

Call Again 下次再来  228

What Is Happiness? 什么是幸福?  229

My father 我的父亲  230

What Can I Do? 我该做什么?  234

He Understood! 他懂了!  236

I Couldn't See Much 我没看到多少  239

I Work for the IRS 我在美国国税局工作  240

Keys?Kiss? 钥匙?接吻?  244

I Don't Believe It 我不信  247

Not to be Taken Out 概不外借  250

E-mail 电子邮件  252

The Trouble Must be at Your End 问题肯定出在你们那儿  256

A Heavy Sleeper 瞌睡者  258

One Engine Left 只剩一个引擎  261

Charity 善意之举  264

It Isn't a Man but Robot 你要的是一个机器人  268

His Sorrow 男孩的忧虑  271

Rope or Horse? 绳子还是马?  272

Virtue 美德  274