1.Part-time Job 1
业余工作 1
2.Rubber Gloves 2
橡胶手套 2
3.Keys?Kiss? 3
钥匙还是接吻 3
4.Too Late 4
太迟了 4
5.Who Should Be Given the Gift? 5
礼物该给谁？ 5
6.A Businessman s Idea 6
商人的主意 6
7.Millionaire 7
百万富翁 7
8.Terrorists Threat 8
恐怖分子的恐吓 8
概不外借 9
9.Not to Be Taken Out 9
10.I Don t Know Her 10
我还不认识她 10
11.Doctor s Benefit 11
医生的好处 11
12.4－4＝？ 12
四减四等于几？ 12
13.Haggle 13
还价 13
醉酒 14
14.Drunk 14
15.Screen Saver 15
屏幕保护 16
16.Lightning 17
闪电 17
17.Two Birds 18
两只鸟 18
18.Miss Green Goes on a Diet 19
格林小姐节食 20
鱼网 21
19.The Fish Net 21
20.Cut Hair 22
剪发 22
21.The New Teacher 23
新老师 23
22.A Physics Examination 24
一次物理考试 24
23.Too Much Trouble 25
太麻烦了 25
我不习惯那高度 26
24.I m not Used to the Heights 26
25.It s Just an Ad 27
这就是广告 27
26.A Good Boy 28
好孩子 28
27.The Third Operation 29
第三次手术 30
28.Wedding 31
婚礼 31
父与子 32
29.The Father and His Son 32
药物简史 33
30.A Short History of Medicine 33
31.Boxing and Running 34
拳击和赛跑 34
32.Bring Me The Winner 35
我要赢者 35
33.I Didn t Notice It 36
我没看到它 36
找漏洞 37
34.Looking for Loopholes 37
35.Punishment 38
惩罚 38
36.Can I Still Mow the Lawn 39
我还能除草吗 39
37.Sell Sneakers 40
卖鞋 40
38.Follow the Prescription 41
按处方行事 41
直接从美国来的 42
39.They Are Directly from America 42
40.The Umbrella 43
雨伞 43
41.It s Me All Right 44
就是我 44
42.Elevator 45
电梯 45
43.He Knows the Answer 46
他知道答案 46
行人和斧子 47
44.The Travellers and The Hatchet 47
45.Brave and Brainy 48
勇敢又聪明 48
46.Conduct and Courtesy 49
品德与礼貌 49
47.Delusion 50
幻想 50
48.Are Flies Good to Eat? 51
苍蝇好吃吗？ 51
没地方了 52
49.There s No More Space 52
50.Doctors and Patients 53
医生和病人 53
51.Just Talk 54
只说不干 54
52.Ignorant People Decide My Fate 55
白痴决定我的命运 55
53.Make Friends with Monsters 56
与妖怪交朋友 56
不敢咳嗽 57
54.Afraid of Cough 57
55.Your Voice Surprised me! 58
你的歌声真让我惊讶! 58
56.Whose Profession 59
谁的工作 59
57.The Customer Is Always Right 60
顾客永远是对的 60
58.All Changed 61
都变了 61
那狗为什么看着我吃？ 62
59.Why Does the Dog Watch Me Eat? 62
60.He Can t Read 63
它读不懂 63
61.A Gentle Reminder 64
委婉的提醒 64
62.Three Turtles 65
三只乌龟 65
63.Expensive Price 66
昂贵的代价 66
成功 67
64.Success 67
65.Money Management 68
理财 68
66.Happiness 69
快乐 69
67.Marriage Expectations 70
婚姻期望 70
68.Marriage Decisions 71
走进围城 71
婚姻和将来 72
69.Marriage and Future 72
70.Memories 73
记忆 73
71.Understanding Women 74
了解女人 74
72.Longevity 75
寿命 75
73.Second Language 76
第二语言 76
74.Snake in Class 77
课堂上的蛇 78
75.An Episode in the Train 79
火车趣事 80
76.Who Sent the Flowers? 81
谁送的花？ 82
77.A New Employee 83
新员工 83
78.Lawyer“Speak” 84
律师的“说辞” 85
叉子的妙用 86
79.The Use of a Fork 86
80.If You Were 87
如果你是 87
81.I Don t Think So 88
我不这么认为 88
82.Blonde-Detectives 89
金发侦探 90
83.A Magical Mirror 91
魔镜 91
赢大奖 92
84.To Be a Winner 92
85.Crafty Millionaire 93
狡诈的百万富翁 94
86.Ugly Wife 95
丑妻 95
87.Golden Bar 96
金色酒吧 97
88.Warning 98
警告 99
是我啊 100
89.That s Me! 100
90.He s Moving 101
他在动 101
91.A Blonde s Brain 102
金发女郎的头脑 102
92.Glass Eye 103
玻璃眼球 104
93.Horrible Interview 105
恐怖的面试 106
94.He Understands! 107
他懂了! 108
95.Class,Lass and Ass 109
班级、情人和蠢驴 109
96.The Wrong E-mail 110
阴差阳错的电子邮件 111
97.An Appointment 112
预约 112
98.Three Wishes 113
三个愿望 113
都是诱惑惹的祸 114
99.It is All Temptations Fault 114
100.A Drunk Guy 115
醉汉 115
101.I ve Got Mail 116
我有邮件 116
102.Mistake Her for Snow 117
误认为是雪 117
103.Blonde and Pizza 118
金发女郎和比萨饼 118
抢劫 119
104.Robbery 119
105.Sun Bathing 120
太阳浴 121
106.President s Duty 122
主席的职责 122
107.They All Make Me Look So Ugly 123
它们都让我看起来这么丑 123
108.Two Black Eyes 124
黑眼圈 124
外婆的报复 125
109.Grandma s Revenge 125
定义 126
110.A Definition 126
111.Results 127
研究结果 128
112.Hockey 129
曲棍球 129
113.Get Me a Coffee 130
给我一杯咖啡 131
碎纸机 132
114.Shredder 132
115.How to Interpret Employnent Ads 133
如何解释招聘广告 134
116.Great Writer 135
伟大的作家 135
117.Have You Ever Been Arrested? 136
你曾经被捕过吗？ 136
118.So It Does 137
真的呀 137
119.My Son Is the Best 138
我儿子才是最棒的 139
120.It Is the Pope That Has Arthritis 140
是教皇得了关节炎 141
121.We Want to Know How Tall It Is 142
我们想知道它有多高 142
122.A Duel 143
决斗 143
123.There s No Paper 144
没厕纸 144
愿望 145
124.Wish 145
125.Looking for Jesus 146
寻找耶稣 146
126.Questions of Life 147
人生之问 148
127.Because the Guy Is Sick 149
因为那人病了 149
128.Resistance 150
反抗 150
都不是 151
129.Neither 151
130.Same Opinion 152
观点相同 153
131.Competition 154
竞赛 154
132.Defense 155
辩护 155
133.Show 156
做秀 156
听力 157
134.Hearing 157
135.Is It not About Time Yet 158
还没有时间 158
136.I Finally Caught Her Meaning 159
我终于明白了 160
137.Why didn t You Wait 161
你为何不等 161
138.2～4 Years 162
2～4岁 162
聪明的狗 163
139.A Clever Dog 163
140.Discovery 164
发现 164
141.What for? 165
干嘛？ 165
142.God s Warning 166
上帝的警告 166
143.The Job Interview 167
工作面试 167
借口 168
144.Excuse 168
145.Main Entrance 169
主要入口 169
146.Identification 170
证件 170
147.Women Talk Too Much 171
女人话太多 171
148.Lobster 172
龙虾 172
婚姻透视 173
149.A Lighter Look at Marriage 173
亚当和夏娃 174
150.Adam and Eve 174
151.Before You Get Married 175
在你结婚之前 175
152.Earring 176
耳环 176
153.An Auto Accident 177
交通事故 177
牧师和律师 178
154.Priest and Lawyer 178
155.Christmas Jokes 179
圣诞节的笑话 179
156.Gun and Potato 180
枪和土豆 180
157.Looking for a Diamond Ring 181
找钻戒 181
158.In Prison and at Work 182
在监狱里和工作时 183