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大学生读书计划——中国文学宝库出版呼吁 编者 1

Poor Memory 2

昏忘 3

Buying a Slave 4

买奴 5

Cravings 8

偷蜜 9

The Signal of the Bell 12

闻铃温酒 13

The Doctrine of Ultimate Causes 14

岂是车拨伤 15

The Stutterer 18

腊月何处有蛇蛟 19

A Connoisseur of Watchdogs 22

当作号号 23

The Use of the Bell 26

铃辩 27

The Frog’s Tail 30

有尾者斩 31

Like Father，Like Son 32

有其父必有其子 33

Even the Gods Fear Bullies 34

神像与水沟 35

The Old Woman’s Sorrow 38

哭夫 39

The Knowledge of the Carnivore 40

吃肉聪明 41

Contrary to the Needs of the Times 44

不合时宜 45

Thievery 46

辩盗 47

A Fiery Temper 48

火烧裳尾 49

Exchange Books for Bronzes 50

癖好 51

Tears from the Forehead 54

惧内 55

Antiquarianism 56

秦士好古 57

Three Brothers at Loggerheads 60

兄弟相拗 61

The Dragon King’s Feast 64

兄弟虚妄 65

A Guest’s Retort 68

客答 69

The Corrupt Are Devious 70

官员贪污 71

Punishing a Grandson 72

孙儿 73

An Arranged Marriage 74

老配 75

A Disappearing Monk 76

僧在 77

A Blind Man’s Lack of Faith 78

盲苦 79

The Surname Wan（“Ten Thousand”） 80

万字 81

A Poor-sighted Watchdog 82

狗病目 83

A Borrowed Raiment 84

借衣 85

Repairing a Leaking Roof 86

修屋漏 87

A False Alarm 88

惊潮 89

Pillow Talk 92

误语 93

Advice on Chanting 94

止母念佛 95

A Trick 96

诱出户 97

A Good Time After Death 98

死后佳 99

The Bride’s Regret 100

恨卢郎 101

Moralists Revile One Another 102

道学相骂 103

Respects to Your Father 104

问令尊 105

The Decorum of Yielding Passage 106

引避 107

Vegetarianism 108

吃素 109

Saving One Eyebrow 110

剃眉 111

False Incrimination 112

诬告 113

Three Men 114

殊禀 115

The Account Book 116

刺俗 117

The Oath of Officialdom 118

吏人立誓 119

Latrine Keeper 120

厕吏 121

The Correct Way of Marching 122

直走横行 123

The Venerable Prankster 124

老人妄语 125

Destined for Each Other 126

五百年夫妻 127

“And Don’t Take Credit！” 128

死后不赊 129

For a Penny More 130

一钱莫救 131

Affectations 132

矫揉不安贫 133

How Chen Gao Limited His Drinking 134

陈公戒酒 135

The Joys of Inspiration 136

喜得句 137

Bridegroom Needed 138

脔婿 139

Impetuosity 140

性急 141

A Liar Gets His Comeuppance 142

嘲人说谎 143

Weak in the Sphere of Human Affairs 146

嘲不识人 147

Non-Identification 148

同席不相认 149

A Centenarian’s Worries 150

虑二百岁寿诞 151

Working off a Debt in the Next Life 152

愿变父亲 153

The Dumb Speak！ 156

哑子说话 157

“It’s Even Stronger Over Here！” 158

臭得更狠 159

The Rotting Tray 160

烂盘盒 161

“Let Me Be Your Baby！” 162

情愿做儿 163

Exaggeration 164

山灰蚊肝 165

Smoke as Excrement 168

欱风屙烟 169

A Scholar’s Verdict 172

秀才断事 173

The Proper Positions of Religious Heads 174

搬老君佛像 175

Humpback 176

医驼背 177

Removing an Arrow Stem 178

剪箭管 179

A Thief’s Coat Is Stolen 180

藏贼衣 181

A Bird Aficionado 182

养百龄 183

Human or Inhuman 186

像人不像人 187

A Mean-spirited Bureaucrat from the Capital 188

京官悭吝 189

Nobody’s Fool 192

问靴价 193

Money Demanded by Ghosts 194

死要钱 195

Justified in the Eyes of the Law 198

有理 199

Cash on Delivery 200

取金 201

An Older Woman 202

藏年 203

“Come a Bit Earlier Tomorrow” 204

坐椅子 205

The Size of the Monkey 206

问猴 207

Sloth 208

懒妇 209

The Ghost of a Miser 210

啬刻鬼 211

Paragons of Self-discipline 214

名读书 215

To Readers of the English Translations of Classical Chinese Prose and Poetry Revisor 216

关于中国古典文学作品英译文的说明 校译者 220